Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Matchmaker game

I travel worldly Asia England Europe and Brazil. I eat exotic foods. I do extreme sports like scuba dive and snowboard. I spear fish and kayak. I am fairly sane, although I do love to blog.
I feed off of information to show my intellectual prowness. I discover new drugs to cure diseases.
My problem is I date and fall in love too deeply. I lower my standards and find out months and year later, we are not compatible. What is a girl gonna do?

Blogg Buff

Dear Blogg Buff

Hmmm, you date and fall in love too deeply only to lower your standards and realize you’re not compatible. I dare say you may be same sex oriented. I’m allowed to say this as I am a lesbian myself. Before everyone hides their daughters I should also mention I am happily involved.

Enough about me, this is about your problem. This advice is boring and I racked my brain to try and think of something more entertaining to no avail. Basically all you can do is wait. It sounds as though you are keeping yourself entertained and have already worked out that whole you-have-to-be-happy-with-yourself-before-you-can-be-happy-with-someone-else thing. If my internet gaydar is correct your dating pool is smaller than most and that makes things more difficult but not impossible. All it takes is meeting people and time.

Oh yeah, one more thing, for being so intellectual you misspelled prowess. I need to add a second thing, your grammar is atrocious.

Now I feel bad, after all I said I was going to show more humility. Tell you what; I am going to help you find some dates. Write me and tell me what city/state you live in and I will post it along with other matchmaking information on this site. By the way, you better tell me for sure if you are into girls or guys. For now if anyone is looking for a single gay (?) non-smoking (?) Gemini (?) female 26 years young (?) in the pharmaceutical industry who likes to laugh, loves to blogg, into extreme sports, and exotic food write and let me know.
A side note, I realize I could have emailed Blogg Buff back and verified this information but it’s more fun to guess, and then post a correction.

Sarah

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