Zongs, and titties, and breasts, oh my!

Dear Sarah,

I am thinking about getting boobie-enlarging surgery.  How big do you think I
should go?

I am 5'1" tall, weigh 185lbs. and am currently a 42AA. Also, when I place
my personal ad at an online dating website, should I mention it?  Or just let
them think they are real?

What do you think?

Thanks,

Enid
Vancouver

Dear Enid,

Here is a rough boobie guide:

AA- Nipples

A-  titty wanna-bes

B-  Titties

C-  Breasts or Le Breasts if your French (C is where they get all civilized and up-ity)

D-  Jugs

DD- Zooooongs

With your body type I am going to suggest Jugs.  You don’t need to mention where
they came from in the ad, or any other time for that matter.  If they can be felt they
are real!

Sarah