And you thought Clinton was kinky

Dear Sarah,

My boyfriend and I have been dating a few months now and the sex has

been fantastic.  He has been slowly raising the "kink" factor in the

bedroom and things are getting really hot.  Now he wants to bring a

video camera into the mix.  I'm uncomfortable with this but I don't

want to disappoint him.  What if he shows his friends or it ends up on

the Internet?

Any help?

Adventurous but Shy

Dear Adventurous

     I am all about anonymous advice but your true identity is quite tempting.  
I can see why someone in politics would not be fond of video taping an
illicit homosexual affair.  I’m glad to see it isn’t just the democrats being
dirty birdies.

   I think that democrats have more balls though.  I don’t just say that
because of all the homemade democrat porn lying around.  Video taping
can be sooo low risk that there is a greater chance of you discovering
unwanted hair thanthe tape ending up in the wrong hands.  There are tons
of options.  One option is you keep the tape, and you make the tape in
your own room/motel/oval office, that way you can be assured that the only
tape made is the one youmade yourself and it is in your possession.  If
you’re still paranoid you could wear a ski mask, motorcycle helmet,
werewolf mask, paper mache, whatever be creative!  If there are identifying
birthmarks or tattoos it doesn’t really matter because of the power of denial. 
Photos can be doctored; the internet is a playground of people splicing
together different faces onto acts that should be reserved for those who are
married, under the covers, and even then only on Friday nights.  In short just
lie, it worked for WMDs it can work for homemade porn.  

   I cannot stress the negligable risk enough.  Tommy Lee and Pamela
Anderson might disagree but if you ask me (and that is what this site is about)
they wanted a video tape of them having sex to get out.  I am surprised it took
as long as it did.