When a Good Product Meets Bad Advertising

This bit of distress came from Ask the Advice Goddess

This is gonna sound like a joke, but I swear it's not. I'm an unattractive guy (not hideous, but pretty ugly) who’s overweight and really socially awkward. When it comes to talking with women, I just clam up. About the only thing I have going for me is a huge penis. While attractive guys with tiny penises and ugly dudes with suave personalities can land women, I never even get a girl to go home with me, let alone get into a relationship, which is what I want. I know a lot of women don’t care about size, but I also know some do. Am I crazy to think some women would look past my faults if only they knew what I was packing?

--Big Loser

Dear Loser:

I can answer your question, but first I have one of my own. What makes you think you can keep an erection with a woman in the room if you can’t even bring yourself to speak to a woman? Never mind, it doesn’t really matter you’ll need more than a large penis to get a woman in the same room with you naked. If a woman wants a huge cock with no personality she’ll order it offline. Then she doesn’t even have to shave her legs.

Being able to talk and socialize with women is the absolute number one thing required to get women to go home with you. If you looked like Brad Pitt, were hung like Ron Jeremy, but had the social skills of a 14 year old boy, women would consider you unfuckable. If you think about the reverse… well just look at Danny Devito, he’s married, and I have it on good authority that comedian Carrot-top was able to pull off a girl-girl-guy threesome (I heard from one of the girls and why would anyone lie about debauchery with someone so below D-list).

You’ll be more successful if you work on your social skills. Start off small for the next three days take a walk after work or on your lunch break, ask every woman you pass something insignificant like what time it is, or do they know when the bus is scheduled, ect. After those three days ask something more like “I need a woman’s opinion is this tie ok?” Keep going until you manage to have some social interaction and actually ask a few of them out. You’re just going to have to suck it up and force yourself to start talking.

After you go out on a few first dates I think you’ll realize the majority of the population is rude to wait staff, obsessed with their ex, or a scientologist. The dating pool is full of undateable people because they never leave the dating pool for long. Datable people come and go as they enter and exit relationships. It may sound pessimistic but use it to help with your jitters. The majority of women you get to know won’t be dateable, so there’s no big deal talking to them. But you won’t find the ones that are dateable without looking.