A Little Advice For A Little Tyke

This came from Dear Abby.

DEAR ABBY: There's a boy in my class I have known since I was 2. He's a great athlete, but is a tad bit full of himself. He is always playing mean pranks on me and hitting me up for money, and if I don't give him money he hits me.

I ask him to stop, but he still does it. Abby, what do you think I should do? -- 11 AND FRUSTRATED

Dear 11,

Kick him in the nuts.